Saturday, April 16, 2011

Oscar Hazelaar's Paperless Algorithm

How to disengage from a boring conversation


Open your eyes as wide as you can

Do not take your eyes of the person you are trying to disengage from

Take a few long, exaggerated steps back towards the nearest exit

Stop

Tilt your head slightly to the left

Take quick, small steps back until you reach the nearest exit

While still looking at the person you wish to disengage from, reach back and open the exit

Slip through the door

If the door fully obscures you from view run as fast as you can, as far as you can

If the door does not fully obscure you, slowly slide to your right until you are fully obscured from view.

Once fully obscured from view run as fast as you can, as far as you can.


Guaranteed to work every time

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