How to disengage from a boring conversation
Open your eyes as wide as you can
Do not take your eyes of the person you are trying to disengage from
Take a few long, exaggerated steps back towards the nearest exit
Stop
Tilt your head slightly to the left
Take quick, small steps back until you reach the nearest exit
While still looking at the person you wish to disengage from, reach back and open the exit
Slip through the door
If the door fully obscures you from view run as fast as you can, as far as you can
If the door does not fully obscure you, slowly slide to your right until you are fully obscured from view.
Once fully obscured from view run as fast as you can, as far as you can.
Guaranteed to work every time
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