Computerless Algorithm

~benson wong

Making a Snow Angel

Walk until you see snow
Stand in Snow
With hands down and feet touching
Fall back

If stopped by snow->
1. While arms are straight, touch elbow to head
2. While arms are straight, return to original position
3. While legs are straight, move legs away from each other until legs are stopped by unknown force
4. While legs are straight, return to original position
(repeat step 1 to 4 until satisfied)
Bend legs
Lift upper body off snow
Stand up and enjoy

--//for other situations--

Else if not stopped by snow
1. Lift arm up and put hand on the back of head
2. Go to the hospital
3. Stop "making a snow angel"

Else if not stopped by anything after 3 seconds
1. Flip yourself around
2. Stretch your shirt sideways with hands
3. Try to glide your way to safety
4. Stop "making a snow angel"